let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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