Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So many bounce houses so little time
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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