I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My dad is sitting where you rode me
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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