did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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