She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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