I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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