bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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