But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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