i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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