whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
