I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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