I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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