Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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