he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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