i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Boobs speak an international language.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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