Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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