Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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