My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize