Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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