About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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