I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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