that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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