Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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