I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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