I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Still dying that you shit outside
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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