Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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