I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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