I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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