We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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