Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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