Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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