school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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