how can u be prego again
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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