Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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