Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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