Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
this will be a night to untag.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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