Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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