Porn is love you can see.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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