Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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