Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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