Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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