You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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