I like my sex mixed with concussions.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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