It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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