Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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