me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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