nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think my tv is drunk
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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