she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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