She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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