Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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