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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

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(201): View more from New Jersey

One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this

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(703): View more from Virginia

Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'

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(650): View more from California

Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"

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(702): View more from Nevada

I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.

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