why didn't you poke me back
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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