so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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