i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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