chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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